My name is Ye Mu. People in the underworld affectionately call me “Lord Mu.”
Oh, I'm terribly sorry. I forgot that behind my back, they all call me “Crazy.”
Hmm, let me think. What happens to people who call me that and get caught?
I believe they all end up “laying down their butcher's knives and attaining Buddhahood.” Heh.
Wu Xie: Yezi and Xiaoge are two similar extremes. The one thing they have in common is that they both seem to exist apart from the world.
Zhang Qiling: “frowns”
Fatty: Sigh, all the people who cause the most trouble in the world somehow end up crossing paths with yours truly, Fatty.
Ye Mu: So even someone like me can have people who care about him?
(Just writing for fun.)
