Siheyuan: Rewriting the Past, I’m Silly Zhu the Master Chef

[Humor + Comedy + System + Face-Slapping + Feel-Good] He Yuzhu transmigrates into the courtyard compound and changes the past from the start. [Ding! You’ve obtained the God of Cooking title and 15,000 yuan!] When the chicken from Xu Damao’s home gets stolen, He Yuzhu humiliates everyone at the courtyard meeting. In the kitchen, he makes Xu Damao impotent and gives him premature ejaculation. What a scumbag! He gets revenge on Banggeng with one shot, killing two birds with one stone. Both of them get blasted by a pile of shit. Is Qin Huairu a bloodsucker? He Yuzhu: “Sister Qin, helping you is a kindness. Not helping you is only fair!” Qin Huairu: “He Yuzhu, I’ll introduce my cousin to you!” [Ding! Quest triggered! Teach a gold digger a lesson: go on a blind date with Qin Jingru!] “Qin Jingru, if you’re after money, go find Xu Damao!”