My name is Chang Sheng, yet I died eight times in a single day!
First I was hit by a truck, then I got my head chopped off by Xingtian's giant axe, then Kunpeng's poop crushed me to death. I even spent one life as a minion hiding in the bushes, taking Garen's giant sword head-on...
In my ninth life, I became Xiaoxuanfeng, a lowly patrol demon on Shituo Ridge, barely able to keep himself alive.
I planned to lie low and coast through a few decades of peace, but the System directly refined my death traumas into deadly moves.
And so I completely derailed the entire world of Journey to the West.
The demon king of Shituo Ridge wants my life? Two headlights blaze, and a hundred-ton semi roars out of the mountain, sending him flying straight over a cliff!
Kongming can't borrow the east wind at Red Cliffs? I fly my Somersault Cloud over Cao Cao's camp and blow up a windstorm, then head off to ask an old Taoist about the Five Elements Mountain!
Pan Jinlian is lovesick for her husband, and Ximen Qing has converted to Buddhism or been reincarnated as a Joyful Buddha? I hit them with True Damage: Garen's giant sword.
Third Prince Nezha wets the bed and hides in a secret room? I teach him to sing rebellious songs, then trick Li Jing's heavenly pass token right out of his hands!
Bull Demon King thumps his chest and shouts, "See how awesome I am?" Chang Sheng: "Huh? Aren't you a bull?"
All gods and Buddhas, take note... The big troublemaker has arrived!
