Undying Demon Cultivator

He transmigrates into a cultivation world, but something about it seems a little off.

"This person has double pupils. He'll be a major figure one day. Hurry up and get on his good side."

"Uh, I've got early-stage cataracts!"

"Sir, what are you looking at?"

"Oh, the newspaper that arrived this morning."

He transmigrated, and yet it feels as though he didn't.

What on earth is going on in this world?