Wang Xiaoming transmigrates into Naruto and becomes the dead-last Naruto, awakening the "Endless Regret" System from the start!
As long as he makes people regret something, he gets stronger!
And so Wang Xiaoming embarks on a death-defying path of "play stupid games, win stupid prizes"!
He messes with the Third Hokage, vandalizes Hokage Rock, flirts with Sakura Haruno, and makes Hinata Hyuga cry...
"Ding! Congratulations, Host! You've successfully made the Third Hokage regret becoming Hokage. You receive a five-star reward: the secret techniques of the Six Powers!"
"Ding! Congratulations, Host! You've successfully made Sasuke Uchiha regret being your teammate. You receive a six-star reward: one random Devil Fruit!"
"Ding! Congratulations, Host! You've successfully made Hinata Hyuga regret falling in love with you. You receive a seven-star reward: a Gundam RX-78-2!"
From then on, Konoha has a new "Regret-Making Machine" that strikes terror into the hearts of all!
Uchiha Itachi: "I regret coming to Konoha for the Chunin Ninja Exams!"
Orochimaru: "I regret taking you as my disciple!"
Pain: "I regret invading Konoha!"
Madara: "I regret coming back to life!"
Wang Xiaoming: "Heh heh, regret it! That's right, regret it! Regret is what drives you to become stronger!"
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Also known as: Naruto: The Regret School, Konoha: The Ultimate Daredevil, Shinobi World: I'm the Disaster