Soul Possession System

You say this is a mop handle? I say it’s the Golden Cudgel! You say I’m an idiot? Watch this: grow, grow, grow!

That’s right, everything in the world has a soul. With the Soul Possession System, the soul of the Golden Cudgel can possess a mop handle. QQ candies and malted milk balls can become miraculous pills, and even A4 paper can turn into talismans.

The many villains defeated by Xiao Jianren: “That’s not fair! Let’s start over! Who knew the branch in his hand was a divine weapon too?”

(A chaotic mash-up. Just read it for fun, and please leave your brain at the door.)