I Have a Cleaver That Can Slay Demons

[Modern Cultivation] [the Myriad Worlds] [System] [No Female Lead] [Irreverent]

You have a sword that can move mountains,

I have a kitchen knife that can slay demons!

What a fine blade! May I ask, young hero, what is this treasured weapon called?

Heh heh, the Nineteen Sons Special!

What? A kitchen knife isn't enough?

Heh heh, I still have my left hand!

The lives my left hand has snuffed out number far more than a mere few hundred million!!!