I Only Laid an Egg, I Really Didn't Want to Hatch the Empress

[Apocalypse + Hilarious] Start with an egg, telling Sun Kan that he is the daughter-in-law his mother has found. Sun Kan pondered, "Don't call me husband. I gave birth to you. To be precise, you should call me dad or mom!" "Husband, don't dwell on this issue. Let your wife teach you your magical skills first." From then on, Sun Kan embarked on the path of becoming strong by being mean-mouthed. Girl at the same table: "Do you think Liu Xuanxuan is good-looking, or Su Meili is more beautiful?" "Aren't you included in this?" "Then tell me, who looks better between me and them?" "Liu Xuanxuan." "I see passers-by and you look like my ex-girlfriend. The other party was shy, "Really?" Then why did you break up? I think she is ugly