On the eve of the Uchiha coup, the night the Nine-Tails attacked Konoha, Taoya is reincarnated as Sasuke Uchiha's twin younger brother and gets a god-tier System? Not at all! A red fox lives inside Naruto Uzumaki, and in a corner of Uchiha Taoya's heart lives a... River God! Why is there a River God in Naruto? And not just any River God, but a conceptual god from the Eastern pantheon! The River God even has a companion pet called the Traveling Frog. The frog doesn't just bring back strange weapons, objects, powers, and skills that don't even exist in the world of Naruto. Now it's even started bringing people home for me!
The River God also tells Uchiha Taoya the truth! Although he belongs to the Eastern pantheon, his real name is... Hermes!
From now on, my rules are the rules! My eyes are the measure of all things. The Uchiha are the biggest force in the Shinobi World!
"Danzo, have you ever been kicked by a beam of light?"
"The Uchiha have to be massacred to save them? I'll slap you right across the face. I think your little head got caught in a door!"
"Third Hokage, you're old. Step down!"
"Naruto, you're the Child of Prophecy and the future Hokage!"
"Sasuke, how about letting this lady take you out to play?"
"Orochimaru, I'll give you Sasuke. Can you tell me if your flesh tastes good?"
"Obito Uchiha, Madara Uchiha, do you two want to get kicked by a beam of light?"
"The Ōtsutsuki Clan? Have you ever seen the spear of the king of the gods of the Nine Realms?"
