Wild Ideas and Worlds of Imagination

Psychiatric Hospital: “The patient has severe delusions. Here’s a course of medication. Maybe he’ll recover better if he goes back to his hometown and does some farming.”

“You’re the one with delusions! You’ve got persecutory delusions!”

“I’ve just run out of delusion points for today. Otherwise, I’d turn you into a big sow.”

“Sigh, I was going to pretend to be an ordinary person and get along with you peacefully. But now I’m coming clean: I’m the god of this world. This world only had light because I said, ‘Let there be light!’”