A Perfect Heartbeat: Young Master Jing, Your Wife Has Run Off Again

Ever since Young Master Jing got himself a wife, he worried every day that someone would steal her away. After her nth escape attempt, a servant came to report,

“Young Madam Jing has run off with someone again.”

“Who is it this time?”

“Third Young Master.”

“Bring her back. Break Third Young Master’s legs. I’ll deal with my wife.”

Another day, while Young Master Jing was in a meeting, his wife ran off again.

“Who is it this time?”

“Two little dumplings who look just like you. Should we bring them back?”

“No need. I’ll go get them myself.” Young Master Jing left everyone at the meeting behind and went straight after his wife.