Livestreaming the Trial of Traitors: First, Fill the Latrine with Water That’s Too Cold

Streamer Yan Fei transmigrates into a bizarre world where the barbarian tribes are born noble, while Han people are destined to be enslaved.

Qin Hui, once reviled for all eternity, is gloriously recast as an illustrious minister of the ages, bearing the seals of five kingdoms and wielding the Imperial Sword, with the authority to execute virtuous rulers above and rebels below.

Hong Chengchou: “I rendered great service to the Jianzhou Jurchens. I should take Confucius’s place as the revered sage and exemplary teacher of all generations, the Great Sage and Perfect Teacher, Master Hong.”

Wu Sangui: “Without slaves, how could our masters have occupied the Central Plains? I was wrong to rebel in my previous life. I’m willing to offer Chen Yuanyuan to atone for my crimes!”

Fortunately, he awakens a live-streaming trial System that lets him confront them directly: “Did you leave your conscience with the dogs?”