I’m Learning to Slay Patients at the Psychiatric Hospital: Sanjiu

我在精神病院学斩病人三九

by Fallen Leaves Seek the Wind (落叶寻风)

Status: Completed
Length: 6k Words
Genre: Urban
Updated: 4y ago
Source: Fanqie

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Oh, this is that mental hospital. Hehehehe. I push open the door to the first ward. Well, if it isn't our dear Sanjiu.

Treatment progress: 0.00%. Condition: short and weak, chronic procrastination.

I pull out a forty-meter-long blade and hold it to Sanjiu's neck.

I ask, "How many chapters today?"

Sanjiu trembles and says, "One chapter..."

"I'll give you one more chance to get your words straight!"

"Ten chapters!"

"Think carefully before you answer!"

"One hundred chapters! Put the knife down, don't get worked up. We can talk this out."

"Good. You're a quick learner."

With that, I leave and seal up every door and window in Sanjiu's room before walking away.

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