Thanos, Light Me a Cigarette!

Name: Thanos, Light Me a Cigarette!
Author: Doesn't Like Chicken Drumsticks

灭霸，给我点支烟！

by Doesn't Like Chicken Drumsticks (不爱吃鸡腿)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 145k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 4y ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

[Spiritual qi revival + System + ultimate fantasy + infinite flow + romancing women + fighting crime + slaying demons + catching ghosts + food delivery + an emperor destroys the world + dimensional hacker]

As spiritual qi revives on Earth and everyone cultivates immortality, I steal Lu Shu’s System, unlock the Dream-Slaying instance, and team up with Chu Feng to fight monsters and level up.

(How long can we stay brothers? I’m an heir from the Soul River!!!)

It was all a conspiracy. Even the emperors sitting here were deceived!

Douluo Dalu was the real mastermind, known as the Negative Ones!

The Zero Ones, the One Ones, the Two Ones... and all the Many Ones...

We’ll storm Douluo Dalu!

And wipe them out!!!!

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