Help! The Cold, Abstinent Male God Is Making a Move on Me

A cool, aloof funeral makeup artist who keeps everyone at arm’s length × a straightforward, warm-hearted office worker

Want to date? A 186 cm heartthrob who spends every day working on corpses!!!

Song Nuan: Wow, made to order! Does even Heaven arrange boyfriends for people now? (Over the moon)

“Dongdong, your eyes are beautiful.”

“Be a good girl and go to sleep, or else…”

“Or else what?”

“Or else you’ll get up and read me the labor arbitration regulations on page 205.”

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He’s reserved, domineering, and never cracks a smile. Somehow, he always makes her feel an overwhelming urge to catch him and give him a good beating… No, she can’t bring herself to. All she wants every day is to kiss, cuddle, and love Dongdong!

It wasn’t until the night they registered their marriage that she realized things might not be so simple…

Song Nuan: You two-faced sleazebag!

Jiang Handong: Little girl, this sleazebag is your beloved legal husband!

She thought their sweet romance had begun by chance, after she somehow won over her heartthrob. But it turned out that someone had long been plotting and preparing for this, all to wait for the perfect moment to turn the tables on her…

May Handong find warmth, may life be sweet, and may you know that somewhere in this world, someone is secretly in love with you~