Harry Potter: A Life Turned Around

What? Harry is a sweet, girly girl?

Hermione isn't Hermione, but an arrogant little boy with fluffy brown curls?

Ginny isn't Ginny, but a handsome, scheming young boy?

Luna isn't Luna, but a cool, eccentric hunk?

Cho Chang isn't Cho Chang, but a cheerful boy with neat short hair?

What happened to this world? Why does everyone keep trying to get with Harry...