Datang: My Bathhouse Is Not Too Serious

As soon as he traveled through the Tang Dynasty, he was bound to the "Great Sword System". Wang Chuan was so proud that he thought he could rule the world with "one sword and nineteen states", but he ended up opening a bathhouse? ! What the hell is this lava-rolled meat set meal? Diamond skin resurfacing to open the back, fairy light bathing to temper the body, and the underworld blood spring mouthwash package? ? ? ! This ruthless task that even the three worlds couldn't figure out, actually won Xiao Lizi's favor... Pointing to the crooked plaque of the broken bathhouse, he said to the soldiers of the three armies: "This place is our Holy Land of the Tang Dynasty!" "This fountain of longevity has tempered every one of our officers and soldiers of the Tang Dynasty into the bodies of gods, causing all nations to come to court and the barbarians to bow their heads. I, the Tang Dynasty, will use this spring to trap the aspirations of the people of the world!" At this time, Wang Chuan yawned and walked out of the curtain: "In the Holy Land of the Tang Dynasty, two liang of baths and back rubs are not included. If you are familiar with it, you will not be charged. Thank you." Xiao Lizi: "..."