I Am the Richest Man in the Great Tang, and My Sister Exposes My Identity!

After transmigrating to the Tang Dynasty with a System, Lin Xuan only wanted to live quietly as a wealthy man for generations, mixing with the people of the Tang as an ordinary person.

But one day, two old men suddenly showed up at his door. After eating a plate of dry-fried shredded potatoes, his younger sister exposed the secret that he was the richest man in the Tang Dynasty!

Li Er: “What did you say? This stuff can yield three thousand jin per mu?!”

His sister: “My brother says anyone with hands can do it.”

Li Er: “You feed this fine japonica rice to your dogs?”

His sister: “My brother says even dogs wouldn’t eat this stuff!”

Changsun Wuji silently set down his bowl and chopsticks. “Is that any way to speak to people?”

…

Until one day, Li Er finally saw Lin Xuan in person, only to suddenly discover that this damn kid was actually his eldest legitimate son, who had gone missing years ago!

Li Er: “My son, come back to the palace with your father. I’ll give you the splendid realm of the Tang Dynasty to rule!”

Lin Xuan waved his hand, utterly uninterested. “With my invincible fleet, who needs a bicycle?”

“Your young master’s in a good mood today. Let’s conquer Europe first!”

“What’s the military budget? You can have as much as you need!”