I Own a Plant Shop

On a distant continent, there’s a shop that sells plants and zombies. What? You say you can’t beat the monsters? Then let me recommend this Peashooter. These peas aren’t genetically modified. You can eat them, stroke them, or even turn them into a girl. What? You want to take the enemy down with you? Then try this black mushroom. It hits as hard as a nuclear bomb, and it’s great value for money. It’s so harmless even a child could handle it. But don’t touch this one. It’ll eat your brains!