I Hold My Thighs in the Heavens

My surname is Zhao, my name is Zhao Xin, Zhao Qian Sun Li's Zhao, I keep my word, don't worry, I will never cheat you! What's the exterminator? That's my master's wife, please show some respect. What is Mingjiao Zhang Wuji, my sworn brother in Taoyuan? Bronze Bird Tower, yes, I built it. Hogwarts, yes, you found the right one, I am the principal. So what if you don't love me anymore after traveling through time and the system shuts down? When you look back, you'll have to cry and hug my thighs No need to be afraid of what thousands of people will point out. Just look at how I can conquer all the heavens and realms!