
Advise Me to Put Down the Butcher Knife. Madam, What Are You Going to Do with It?
劝我放下屠刀,夫人你又拿它作甚
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- Completed
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- 335k Words
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- Ancient Romance
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- Fantasy Romance
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- Female
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- 4y ago
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Explore more →Complete and High Scores
As long as you finish the novel with high scores
Short Story! Sweet Pet! End! Within 50 Chapters! Please Recommend, Thank You!
Be sweet.
A Hilarious Person Who Laughs to Death Without Paying for His Life but Has a Super Righteous Outlook on Life
Seek ancient literature, not the city, not the group favor, but self-reliance
I'm Looking for a Finished Novel That Makes Me Laugh Until My Stomach Hurts and I Beat the Bed, and I Can't Stop! !
It's extremely funny and logical, the plot is not bloody, it's crisp and hilarious, the male and female protagonists are doing business online, it's over! ! !
It's Finished, It's Hilarious (With a Little Sweetness) and the Plot Is Clever
I hope the novel is thoughtful, otherwise it will be awkward to read
A Book That Makes Me Burst into Tears After Laughing so Hard
Everyone Was so Funny That They Were so Laughing That They Hit the Bed in the Middle of the Night 😂
Complete, Short Story, Sweet Pet Article, No Abuse! ! ! Not on Campus! ! !
Pamper each other, watchable, not procrastinating, extremely sweet, no abuse at all! ! ! Sweet! Sweet! Sweet! The kind that kills me
Flowers Bloomed on the Other Side of the Underworld for Thousands of Years, and the Four Maids Shed Tears: All the Generals Obeyed the Order and Went to Pick Them Up.
Flowers bloomed on the other side of the underworld for thousands of years, and the four maids shed tears: All the generals obeyed the order and went to pick up the master. What novel is this
A Novel with Lots of Laughs, the Kind That Makes You Laugh Until Your Stomach Hurts in the Middle of the Night >3<
I'm looking for a novel with lots of laughs, a very humorous style, and one that can make people laugh until their stomachs hurt. Thank you~
If You Don't Get into 9.0, You Will Always Be an Ant; If You Don't Get into 9.5, You Will Never Become a God (Doge).
The Moment the Boy's Mask Was Shot Down by the Empress, the Empress Trembled All Over.
The moment the boy's mask was shot down by the empress, the empress trembled all over: "Husband, husband?"
Funny Novels with a Score of 9.5 and Above (I Am an Old Bookworm and Have a Tricky Tongue)
The Book List Is Just for Fun, the Book Shortage Is Yyds
The Heroine Wakes up and Quits the Industry to Inherit the Family Fortune
Are There Any Novels Like Feng Yuheng and Bai Heran?
Is there any rebirth/time travel, the heroine should be a strong woman, not the kind who pleases the hero all day long! ! The male protagonist shouldn't be too domineering (refer to the male protagonist/female protagonist in the first two parts of Yang Shiliu's Great Shoreless Sea series). It's a cool article! Ever since I read Yang Shiliu's novel, it doesn't feel good to read it Q
Hilarious Sand Glyphs Make You Laugh so Hard That You Hit the Wall
The hilarious sand sculptures will make you want to stop.
Lord of the Underworld, Worshiped by All Ghosts
Are There Any Novels in Which the Male Protagonist Is the King of Hell, a Snake, a Fox, a Dragon, Etc., Finished?
To finish, there are few words.
Hilarious, Short Article. Completed
I want to watch something like "The boss came to deliver medicine, and I kept farting in front of him (I had a fever)." Book. The boss said it was eye-catching because of the new coronavirus.
Gaga Is Funny, Gaga Is Good-Looking👀 It's Finished,
There Was Never Any Light in Her World, and He Became Her Only Light.
The single heroine is similar to Eri Yi😭😭😭, but that person brings redemption. Urban imagination.
High-Quality Spiritual Energy Recovery, Preferably Very Funny
Farewell to the harem, don't surrender your wisdom
I Will Never Find Another Good-Looking Novel Like Ye Linglong and Ye Qiao.
Although I know that reading novels should be mindless, I don't want to forcibly reduce my intelligence. I hope to find novels like Ye Linglong and Ye Qiao that are not mindless and do not forcefully reduce the intelligence of smart people.



















































































































I laughed to death when I first started reading it, and I couldn't stop laughing in the middle of the night. My roommate asked me what was wrong, and I said it was better to read the novel. Later on, I felt that the heroine's outlook on life was very upright, and it was worth pursuing. Now that I have finished reading it, I feel that I haven't seen enough. (Don't let the title put you off, it's really good to read.)
It is the most three-dimensional movie I have seen so far. The female protagonist is not a virgin, and there is no particularly bizarre plot. The male and female protagonists have really upright views on love. They do not want to get it or destroy it, and they are not allowed to love any man except the male protagonist. The male partner in this article is not the same old stereotype as before. The difference between her and the male protagonist is that she abandoned her sweetheart for the sake of the world. One of the features of this article is the male partner's personal feelings. After reading it, I can say that this is the most correct view of all the books I have ever read.
I have read the author's two books and have read the new one to support him. The combination of a down-and-out devil and a bad guy who is also having a miserable time. The protagonist should be living a miserable and miserable life. The audience should be happy to see it.
The setting of this book is very beautiful, and the language is fluent, the writing is brisk, the writing is very serial, and it is also very funny. Especially the love between the male and female protagonists, I am really touched by it, and the male and female protagonists are so determined to choose each other. This book is worth reading. It is lighthearted, funny and cheerful. It seems very relaxing and comfortable. I love it so much. I love it so much. Why don't you write more pictures of the ending? This book is really good and worth reading. It's a bit boring. I love the author so much❤️💪🏻🌹🥰✨🌷👏
The female protagonist and the male protagonist have great views, everything has its own cause and effect. The funny daily life of the two is simply not too happy. The two people who redeem each other are so beautiful. The only shortcoming is that it is too short and cannot be seen enough [laughing]
It's really beautiful! The Demon Lord here is the most gentle and gentle I have ever seen, and the three views in this novel are super righteous, which is the template for novels with three views in my mind! Family members, go for it!
Very good looking, both male and female protagonists have very good personalities
It's great to watch, and the plot is pretty good. I really like the character of the male protagonist Yuan Ning. He has very upright views and a very charming personality. The male and female protagonists are each other's salvation, running in both directions. I hope there will be more sweet scenes between the male and female protagonists in the extras.
The male and female protagonists are both super psychologically strong and have super righteous views. I like this kind of character very much. They have experienced the darkest but still have light in their hearts. Therefore, when they meet the most beautiful person, they can work together and understand each other. Laugh first and then cry, unable to stop.
It is said that Yun Sanghua is a gentle person to the core, but I think the male protagonist is the one who has gentleness engraved in his bones. He will not make arbitrary decisions and make things difficult for the heroine or make her feel uncomfortable under the banner of being good for you. He respects the heroine, will silently protect the heroine and prefer her, etc. I really always succumb to gentleness, and he is gentleness itself! ! ! ! I think this novel is the kind of two-way healing! When King Yuanning was helpless, Sang Sang defended him unswervingly; when Sang Sang was mentally broken and vulnerable, King Yuanning could always be by Sang Sang's side and coax her. Maybe I don't express myself well, but I really feel that both parties are the light of the other. In the end, the shaping of the way of heaven is really good: if the way of heaven is unfair, it will be unfair to you, but the way of heaven is impartial, and it will be impartial to all the people in the world. And the "love each other" between Xia Fen and Xiao Yuanning is so sweet and cute. The most important thing is! The story of the mountain monster really made me happy. I really don't understand that I know that the other person is not a good person, but I still cling to some past friendship or help him. Even if it is to do good things as a starting point, but who can say for sure, is this so-called good thing really a good thing? I think it is a subtle act of aiding others. Finally: The little milk dragon looks up at you, with a small gleam of anticipation in his eyes, "Sister, are you really not planning to add it to the bookshelf?"
This book is definitely the most upright novel I have ever read. Well, the novels I read before were all very stupid and speechless. That is, just know how to fall in love. I am really speechless that I can give up everything just to fall in love. But fortunately I saw this book! ! ! I really hope there are more like this. And the early stage was very funny, and it really hit on an idea that I liked. The distribution of chapters is also quite reasonable and the logic is clear. There is a sense of guidance and guidance, and it is quite warm and touching in the middle. I couldn't help but say in admiration: Good guy, why are these three views so correct? All in all, this book is great, great. I hope to see books like this every summer.
This book is really good! ! ! Highly recommended! The male protagonist is sinister, cute, arrogant, and frank, while the female protagonist is bold, capable of taking things up and letting go. The male and female protagonists have really upright views (after all, the author also has very upright views). This article is a short article, not abusive, and very sweet! If you like it, you can join in! The whole article is very comfortable to read, the general logic is relatively clear, and it can also bring joy. One more sentence, I didn't expect that I had already read the other half (the Tyrant book) written by the author before, and now I encountered this book again. I really have to sigh, what a fate! Now I'm going to read a few other books by the author. Come on, author, write carefully and really say it again. This book is really, really good! ! ! (I'm at a loss for words and can't come up with good words, but I still really recommend it!)
The combination of Broom Star and Demon Lord is simply great! They are all people who are not very favored by God. Thank you for meeting them! Hahahahahahaha The whole book is very humorous, especially one chapter titled "The Demon Lord compromises, he can raise Zaizai alone" Hahahahahahaha
I hope you can read the whole book attentively and don't make any comments after reading half of it. The three views of this book are absolutely positive, and the plot has ups and downs, some are touching and some are funny. The whole story is non-violent, so feel free to watch it (o^^o)
Ahhhhhhh it's so beautiful. This is the most enjoyable, sweetest and least disturbing piece of writing I've ever read! If you rate it, you must give it 10 stars! ! 5 Stars are not enough! The three views are super upright, and the plot is not corny! I'm so excited. I finally found a book that I'm satisfied with. I love it so much└(^O^)┘This time I don't feel overwhelmed or abandon the book halfway. The female protagonist is so kind but not a holy mother, and the male protagonist's protection and respect are so admirable! The male supporting role this time is also good. He is for the world and has no sinister intentions. Whether it is Yun Sang Sang or Tu Jiao, she has always been noble and upheld her true intentions. Of course, the most important thing is that Yun Sang Hua's thirteen years of Chun Chun teachings gave her light. Demon Lord Yuanning is really the male protagonist that every woman in the world dreams of! He is upright, longs for the light despite suffering, is domineering but not paranoid, respects and waits for the heroine. Redeem each other, occasionally make fun of each other, and warm each other~ I hope every girl can meet her own Yuan Ning~ I also hope that like the heroine, she can shine and be her own light even in the dust, stay kind and move forward ꉂ ೭(˵¯̴͒ꇴ¯̴͒˵)౨"
I originally recommended it after seeing Funny Mosquito. The male protagonist in front of me is really funny when he slaps his face every day. This book has three correct views, no mistakes, strong logic, good plot, good writing, and the chapters are not very long. I can read it in one day, which is a nice book. The whole book is not about romance all the time. It is like listening to a story. It is good. No abuse, support.
Oh, it's super good-looking and fast-paced. I really like the male protagonist! It's so frank, there's no misunderstanding, no bloody plot. The funniest thing is that the male protagonist knows all the novel's routines and doesn't give him any chance to make mistakes.
After reading this, I really like the male protagonist. He has extremely upright views. He experienced a lot of malice in his childhood, but he is sunny and does not take evil to the world. Although he is a demon, he held an umbrella for others because he was caught in the rain, blocking the passage between the demon world and the heaven. I feel that he loves the female protagonist so much, but he also brings I respect him, every act of the heroine loving him is like a gift to him, and it will make him happy and a little humble, because the heroine in the later stage is too powerful, I am also looking forward to them having a lot of cubs, I feel sorry for the heroine from hundreds of thousands of years ago and the hero from tens of thousands of years ago
The male and female protagonists in this book have really upright views! The male protagonist, King Yuanning, went through a lot when he was young, but he can still maintain a kind heart. This innocent heart is really rare! Even if he was betrayed by his nephew later, this point has not changed! The male protagonist said: "No matter how many times we are betrayed, it should not affect our yearning for warmth. We have to open our minds to embrace warmth. If you keep your heart closed, who can warm you? So, when someone runs towards you with good intentions, you have to believe him. If he really fails you later, it doesn't matter, just kill him, and then look for the next person who can warm you." The male protagonist is really super gentle and very detailed! The heroine is relatively unreliable in the early stage, but her outlook on life is also very upright! The heroine Yun Sangsang was murdered by the Lord Lingyao on her wedding night, but the heroine did not transfer her love for Yun Sanghua to the Lord Lingyao, nor did she find a substitute to thank Sanghua. She did not find a substitute. This is really rare, because I think true love does not allow a substitute! The heroine also said: "He found a substitute to replace me. He seems to be very affectionate to me, but in fact he is still happily sleeping with other people every day. How is this feeling different from a cheating scum? That's what cheating scum is like. He says he loves his wife at home the most, but in fact his body can love many women. , Ha! So rather than find a substitute, I would rather he gradually get over the pain of losing me as time goes by, get to know a woman who is worthy of him, and devote himself to a new relationship. Although I will be sad if he lets go of the past, I will not be disgusted. " Therefore, the heroine's three views are really upright, which reflects the author's three views. They are really upright! This setting is also super touching. I love the Demon Lord and the Broom Star (the Demon God) so much (^з^)-☆
The writing is very good, but there are sweets in the early and middle stages. In the later stage, once the identity of the heroine's demon is revealed, the awakening of ten thousand years of memory makes the heroine much more mature, and then the centuries of lonely sleep and the companionship of the hero are briefly mentioned. At this point, it feels that there are not many sweet and exciting moments, but in the later stage, the treatment of who is, and the secret that he is not a murderer of his wife. The unraveling of the character turned the character into a contradictory side, both good and bad, and the heroine stabbed him several times in the end to settle the grudge. I think the portrayal of this character is quite impressive. There is sweetness in the early and middle stages, and a rational approach to love and grudges in the later period. The pattern is opened up, everyone is living a good life, not too violent, and overall it is really good to watch. It is worth mentioning that there are many sentences and paragraphs with super positive views in it, such as how to treat the stand-in joke, how to deal with the person who has a mixed relationship, whether the mistakes and unwillingness made thousands of years ago should be gone with the wind or persist in it, and when faced with the person who gave me life but can only sacrifice my benefactor and lover if I want to live, how to choose whether to live in an ignoble way or help her become a god... Anyway, there is quite a lot of content, especially the views on the stand-in thread! ! !
It has a strong sense of logic. I couldn't stand it at first. I thought the heroine was naive and stupid. But later when I found out the cause and effect, I thought I was awesome. Later, many readers thought the gap was too big. After the heroine regained her godhood, she also regained her 100,000-year memory, which is equivalent to being an ancestor. Then she is not a simple and ignorant broom star. I think it is understandable that the hero gradually matures in order to pursue his wife. What amazes me the most about this book is the author's three views. It is the first time that the protagonist's three views are clearly and clearly stated in the book, and it makes me feel refreshed! Real! I can say the most sober words to defeat the love brain! I'm very grateful to the author for writing such a wonderful book. Stay tuned! [Send heart][Send heart][Send heart] (This is my first time writing a long review, so excited.)
Highly recommended 👍🏻. The male and female protagonists have upright three views, and their behavior is in line with their three views. The author's character creation is very successful and not inconsistent. Unlike some novels, the three views of the characters are in conflict with their behavior, which makes it uncomfortable to watch😣. No matter how good the story is, we can only give up~~ The male and female protagonists both have painful pasts, but fortunately they all met people who warmed them. The happy ending is gratifying😃 I still want to read the extra chapter, but it's gone after the main text [laughs and cries] The author will come back someday to make up for the extra chapter.
This is truly the most curious male protagonist I have ever seen. He is funny and cute, but I also feel sorry for the male and female protagonists. They believe in each other and they are two-way redemptions. Just one sentence: Madeleine is so beautiful.
It's really beautiful. I personally didn't think it was very funny (I don't know which bitch recommended this in the funny group). I read twenty or thirty chapters and cried every time I read it. Then I cried while reading Chapter 89, because there were too many scenes where the heroine was betrayed and killed by the male lead. But she and the male protagonist got along well with each other and ended up together. I think it really feels like I am slowly being healed, and I think the ending is pretty good. Moreover, the male and female protagonists in the whole story have very upright views. I love so much. As for the second male lead, he is really mentally ill. Anyone who has read this article will understand. 😂
Really, this is the most upright book I have ever read in terms of three views, and not only the female protagonist, but also the male protagonist's three views are also very correct. No matter what I read in the past, there was always a bit of bias from the author (it's the bias in the text, it doesn't mean that the authors didn't write well, their writing was also very good!), And the male protagonist had some unhealthy views. Although it looked very comfortable, it was somewhat unsatisfactory. But this article is particularly nice. It's very different from others. It's unique and great!
Very addictive, compact and not verbose, emotional and generous without being arrogant. If you like it, you just like it. If there is someone in your heart that you can't accept, just tell you. Don't hang on, and have a correct outlook on life. I stayed with you when you were down, I protected you, and when I needed someone to accompany you, you were always by my side, allowing me to see with my eyes open, and making me no longer afraid of the dark. For the rest of my life, you will be in my heart, in my eyes, and around me
It's really super good-looking, with very upright views. The male and female protagonists are also cute, interesting, and powerful. I feel sorry for the injuries that the male and female protagonists have suffered before, but they give each other warmth... It's very beautiful, okay ^3^[Blow kiss][Flow kiss]
The IQ of the male and female protagonists is online❗Three views are correct❗ No Holy Mother, No White Lotus, No Green Tea, No Misunderstanding❗ The male protagonist is sensible and knows how to conquer himself❗❗ The male and female protagonists are both pitiable and can be redeemed in both directions. Recommend❗❗❗ I love it so much, I love the male and female protagonists, I love the author❗
I like the characters of the male and female protagonists in this book very much. The Demon Lord is really the most exciting novel I have read for five years. The characters of the Demon Lord and the Demon God are really moving to me. They are like each other's light. After tens of thousands of years of loneliness, hundreds of years of pain... I really feel sorry for these two people. They have experienced so many hardships in the world, but they can still remain optimistic and free and easy. There are many truths that many people understand in life, but few people practice them, but they do it, live freely and thoroughly. All in all, I benefited a lot from reading this novel in one sitting today. I hope more people will like it like me and learn something to make their lives brighter. [Love]
This is a novel with a very upright outlook. Although I was initially recommended by Super Funny, in fact, there is both sadness and joy in this book. It's like a small world was created that belongs to the male and female protagonists. They experience joys and sorrows in it, and they live their own lives in it. I highly recommend this book (´-ω-`)~