Naruto: I Am the Undying Evil God

Hokage + immortality + power fantasy + goofy humor + the Sixth Great Nation, the Land of Hades I am the immortal Evil God, stirring up turmoil in the ninja world. If you don’t like it, fight me. Whoever backs down is a coward! Ever since gaining an immortal body, Tianming has gotten carried away. Today, either I’ll beat everyone here to death, or you’ll all be beaten to death by the future me! If you drink my blood, you belong to me. I founded the Jashin Cult back then, and now I’m establishing the Hidden Hades Village. I’ll also recruit talented people and master thousands of ninjutsu techniques. Ninja world! I am king!