Stop Chasing Beauties, I Don't Have Emergency Syrup

[Nonsensical + funny + easy to upgrade] Lu Xiaoxian went for a run in the early morning and met a little fairy in the corn field. Later, he found that he had come to the world of immortal cultivation... We promised to be a famous and decent sect, but why are the people in this sect so unfriendly and so angry... What is this? Why does this thing also want to hunt me down... Lu Xiaoxian originally wanted to level up and grow together with everyone, but he didn't know that he had been involved in layers of whirlpools... (This book contains too much urea, please consume with caution)