My Skills Are Way Too Freaky

【Funny + spiritual qi revival + mysterious + slaying gods + protecting Huaxia】 【One female lead, decisive and ruthless, enemies aren’t made stupid, fast-paced power fantasy】 He accidentally activates a Surprise System. Every time he surprises someone, he earns coins. Stitch Monster: Why do you only slap the left side of my face? Sobs, I feel so wronged! Vampire: Could you at least aim for my heart when you try to kill me? You keep stabbing me all over the place with that sword, and all you’re doing is making me suffer... God: Can we agree on one thing first? Hit gods, but don’t hit them in the face? Yu Yue: Sorry, but I’ve got all of you surrounded! In thirty seconds, I’ll make every one of you yell, “Holy crap!”