Legend has it that a fish-dragon lives in the depths of the sea, guarding the waters, commanding the tides and rain, and keeping the sea demons in check.
One day, Emperor Shun, Yao Chonghua, was strolling by the shore when he caught a stranded little loach in a muddy puddle on the beach. On closer inspection, he saw it had two tiny horns.
He was so poorly educated that he not only took the loach home, but also got a huge bathtub to raise it in and fed it three meals a day at set times.
Yao Chonghua loved his liquor, but couldn’t hold it.
One day, after drinking himself into a stupor, Yao Chonghua woke up the next morning to find a naked man lying beside him:
“Dad!”
“?”
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