My Cousin Is Chongzhen

When the Manchus invade the pass and loot the land, I'll burn your granaries.

When the Manchus raid villages and seize people, I'll set your grasslands ablaze.

When the Manchus besiege Dalinghe City, I'll blow up Shengjing from within.

When the Manchu cavalry rides fast and far, I'll bury land mines so none of you make it back.

What? You say my methods are cruel and offend Heaven?

The Ming dynasty has reached the Chongzhen era. If I don't get ruthless, how can I hold up this crumbling empire?