The immortals can't stand being cooped up, so Yang Feng is chosen as the Three Realms' shopping agent.
Turns out immortals brag too. Sun Wukong is surprisingly adorable, Zhu Bajie is downright asking for a beating, and Lord Laozi is just a crooked merchant!
Yang Feng may only run errands for the immortals, but he never hesitates to fleece them. Want a selfie stick? Trade me a spell!
Want spicy strips and cola? Trade me an immortal pill! I may just be an errand boy, but nobody gets to take advantage of me!
Chang'e: “Young Master Yang, I am coming down to see you. Please, you mustn't let me down…”
Yang Feng: “Bajie, stop pining after Chang'e. She's mine now!”
Would you like some speed? Come back quickly and let me see haha
What a beautiful book! Super exciting!