Datang: the Start Shocked Wu Zetian

Su Yi traveled through the Tang Dynasty and opened a restaurant. Empress Wu Zetian, who visited privately incognito, often came to drink tea. Empress: "Brother Su, how do you evaluate the current Saint?" Su Yi: "The current empress is petty and has a bad temper!" Empress:...... Empress: "Brother Su, how do you feel about me?" Su Yi: You? She is big-breasted, brainless, and too naive. She can barely accept being married as a wife! Empress:...... One month later! Su Yi: What? The empress decreed that I should be made queen? Pooh! How could I, a majestic seven-foot-tall man...