Start with 100 Yuan to Create Your Mysterious Past

[A completed work with one million words] If you give me 20,000 yuan, I will be at your funeral, An unlicensed Hongqi car was delivered, and an old man wearing a Chinese tunic suit with a serious and grief-stricken face came! Five beauties holding back tears! Ten mysterious men in black, all dressed in black, wearing sunglasses, wireless headphones, and ready to go! On this sunny day, everyone holds a black umbrella, watches the crowd silently, and pays a solemn military salute beside your grave. Then leave silently! But if you are willing to pay me five Gurgor, I am willing to go to the world of heaven alone and travel against the sky through the long river of time to find the legendary Emperor of Heaven! Let him kneel in front of your tomb and pick the stars with one hand to build your tombstone! Use the Immortal Tree to carry your physical body! Nine ancient ancestral dragons will pull the coffin for you! The cauldron of the origin of all things will give you incense! The Sky-Swallowing Magic Jar will serve you wine! Use the elixir of immortality to make a wreath and place it in front of your tomb to protect your body! Let heaven and earth mourn for your fall! Let all living beings sing for your passing! Let the strange tribe start dark turmoil for you and sacrifice all things! I have refined all the heavens just to be buried with you! Let Emperor Huangtian cut off the eternity with one sword! Flatten the long river of time! Destroy the road to reincarnation! With the end of time and cause and effect, no one can trace your trajectory and disturb your eternal sleep! Finally, let a person named Li Jiuye guard your tomb until all realms are destroyed and everything comes to an end! And all of this is only in Longteng Life Last Wish Company! We will make everyone attending your funeral suspect that you have a mysterious and terrifying past! Are you excited? My dear customer!