Hua Tuo Gave Me the Tiger Claw Back-Cracking Treatment from the Start!

Wu Shengnan, the most handsome guy in the village, scans a code and unexpectedly unlocks a summoning System.

His first successful summon is Hua Tuo, from the late Eastern Han Dynasty. Hua Tuo is lying naked in his bed, giving him the tiger-claw back-scraping treatment from the Five Animal Frolics!

When faced with a boss who refuses to pay wages, Wu Shengnan simply summons the power of a war god!

But summoning comes with a price:

“Summon the goddess Chang’e to keep me company!”

Price: Ten years of celibacy.

“Oh, come on! I’ll be dead and gone by then, off to meet Shakespeare!”

“Summon the divine beast Howling Celestial Dog!”

Price: Drop your pants and mark the tires of the luxury car next to you with your urine!