(Comedy + shenanigans + wild imagination.)
Reborn in the ninja world, with a System from the start.
[It’s going as expected. Nothing new here.]
Only assets count. Liabilities don’t matter.
[Now that’s interesting. System, you’re so straightforward that I’m going to exploit a bug.]
The repeatedly told tale of a shameless snake’s shameless apprentice, who was lawless, utterly unscrupulous, and forever getting rich all over again.
To save money and grow stronger, he’d stop at nothing: cheating, swindling, and scamming his way through this decidedly odd ninja world.
When his creditors came to collect...
[Why should I pay my debts when I’m already this strong?]
“My lord, this is terrible! The villagers are coming with torches! They say they’re going to hang you!”
[Don’t be ridiculous. My villagers can’t even afford rope. What are they going to hang me with?]
They watched him build his tower; they watched him entertain his guests.
They watched his tower fall, and his guests end up buried beneath it.
[The creditors are all buried too, so what’s there to repay?]
The Legend of Uchiha is in China this time?