The All-Around Little Maid

“Have you heard? The maid Jiang Xiaoqi got drunk and accidentally slept in the national guardian general’s bed!”

“The maid Jiang Xiaoqi forced the national guardian general to eat his most hated food: carrots!”

“The maid Jiang Xiaoqi actually pointed at the national guardian general’s back and yelled abuse at him!”

“Jiang Xiaoqi is somehow still alive.”

The national guardian general gave a wicked smile. “Let her do as she pleases. Don’t stop her.”