The Yandere Film Emperor Keeps Me Warm From Behind

The once-temperamental movie star Bai Mocheng has changed completely. He goes out of his way to fawn over a washed-up actress who’s barely a blip on the radar.

Netizens are stunned: “This can’t be the Bai Germaphobe we know! He has to be a fake!”

Later, the movie star starts approaching the girl himself, and he can’t get through three sentences without saying her name.

Netizens who witness it all: “Tell me this is fake.”

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Word gets out that the movie star likes a washed-up actress, and several B-list actresses start plotting to fall into her arms.

But the woman nimbly dodges, giving them a scornful look. “I’m allergic to the opposite sex.”

The actress who lands face-first on the ground: “Huh?”

The crowd of netizens watching the drama unfold: “Huh?”

The little nobody actress: “So, does that mean I’m not a woman?”