A Three Kingdoms Stew: I Won Cao Cao's Daughter from the Start

[System] + [Transmigration] + [Lighthearted] Handsome young Jiang Hao drops dead while working late one night, then unexpectedly transmigrates into the world of the Three Kingdoms. When he wakes up, he plans to use what he remembers from the few history books about the Three Kingdoms that he read in his previous life to make a name for himself. But then... “What? Cao Cao's daughter just called me her lord?!” “What? It's the twenty-sixth year of Jian'an?!” “What? Mengde, you say you want to be a loyal subject?” “What? Zhao Zilong is an eighteen-year-old magical girl?!” “What? The traitor Liu Bei just accepted Lü Bu as his adoptive father?!” Heavens above, how am I supposed to survive in a world this messed up? You might as well strike me dead! “Rumble...”