Everyone has WeChat, but mine is on a whole different level: none of my friends are human!
Just look at these people!
Pangu: “What's so fun about creating the world? I'm not doing it! I don't want to split into pieces and become mountains and rivers, or breathe out clouds and turn them into rain. Someone come keep me company and chat. Five yuan per session! This place is pitch-black and so boring!”
Yaochi: “Another beautiful day, and I'm in an especially good mood~”
Donghuang Taiyi: “@Yaochi, my wife's always right~”
Yaochi: “Get lost! Who's your wife?!”
My WeChat shop has everything from Three-Corpse Brain God Pills and Nine Flower Jade Dew Pills to Nine-Turn Resurrection Pills! My skill manuals let you learn immortal medical arts and God of War fighting techniques at will. The Nine Yang Manual is child's play by comparison! And then there's my...
In short, you have no idea how incredible my WeChat is. It's the kind of incredible that shatters your entire worldview~ But hey, worldviews are built to be shattered. Feng Ning's has already been smashed to pieces beyond repair~
What happened in the end? Where did you go?