You Cultivate Immortality, I Raid Tombs

At a class reunion.

XX: “I started a company that sells cotton-padded coats in Black Africa.”

XX: “I’m a truck driver. I haul coal to Xishan.”

XX: “Our department is responsible for breaking into the Antarctic market with short-sleeved shirts.”

“What about you, Gou Ying?”

“Me? I’m not good at much. I only dug up the Jade Emperor’s tomb yesterday.”