I Transmigrated and Became the Owner of All the Handsome Men in the World

On a scorching afternoon, atop this five-meter mound of earth,

a lovely figure stood in quiet solitude.

From the melancholy, sorrowful gaze with which the beauty looked into the distance,

it was easy to see the turmoil of emotions raging within her.

That beautiful figure was me, so stunning I could make heaven and earth lose their color, outrage both gods and mortals, defy all reason, and endure for all eternity.