Yang Fan transmigrates into the world of Journey to the West and activates the Nine-to-Five Clock-In System.
He only wants to slack off at the Imperial Stables, coast through work, and wait for death. But on his very first day, he runs into the monkey causing Havoc in Heaven.
Monkey: “I respect you as a real man. I’ll let you have the first three moves!”
Yang Fan: “I get to do that? What a deal!”
With a wave of his hand, he unleashes a Saint’s divine power and instantly traps the monkey.
Monkey: “You have no honor! Sneaking up on an old-timer like me!”
Yang Fan: “What, you’re unhappy? Want to kill me? Beat me up? Bury me?”
Seeing the monkey trapped, the Heavenly Court panics. Spirit Mountain panics. Even the Saints panic.
The monkey can’t even get through the South Heaven Gate. How is he supposed to make the Journey to the West?
The mighty ones all plead, “Immortal Yang, please show mercy!”
Yang Fan: “Sorry, I work nine to five. It’s quitting time!”
It started off well, but as soon as Chang'e appeared, I lost my mind!!! Retreat