Interstellar Thief: She’s Both Bold and Badass

[Long-form campus writing contest entry] The Zerg launched an all-out assault, and Zhan Xu, the undefeated interstellar God of War, got himself into trouble and nearly died. A woman saved him. She was cold and ruthless, and all she cared about was collecting debts. The God of War avoided women and was a training maniac. Yet when he woke up, he had completely forgotten who he was. He gazed at Jiang Qi with wide, pleading eyes and shamelessly asked, “You must be family, right? Your cooking smells amazing.” Jiang Qi: ...He’s seriously ill. Jiang Qi pushed a bowl of porridge in front of him. The God of War, freeloading at the Jiang home: “One bowl isn’t enough to fill me up.” Jiang Qi: “How many bowls do you want?” “Five!” Jiang Qi: ... The God of War was delighted: Having a wife is the best, having a wife is wonderful. Life without a wife is agony! Jiang Qi coldly eyed the pile of empty bowls. “Put it on the tab.” In the war between humans and the Zerg, she stepped forward and shielded him. “Get behind me.” The God of War obediently did as he was told, eyes shining: Living off someone else has never tasted so good~ The God of War, who had been missing for ages, suddenly reappeared. His many adoring fans were just about to scream with excitement when they learned he was no longer single. Furious, they declared: “We don’t accept this. Fight us!” Jiang Qi took on a hundred opponents, sweeping through the ranks, invincible as she raised the banner of victory. The God of War’s fans fell silent: “You’re the one who doesn’t deserve him!” Zhan Xu gave a thumbs-up. “Living off someone else really is delicious.” [Devoted general VS cold-blooded pirate beauty]