Tang Xuan transmigrates into Journey to the West and becomes the long-winded monk, Tripitaka. But he refuses to follow the script. Guanyin offers him a kasaya? Forget it, this old monk doesn't want it. Take it back to Buddha. Tear off the seal and rescue the Monkey King? Forget it, this old monk can't be bothered to climb. He turns around and smashes Mount Five Fingers to pieces...
On the journey west, Tang Xuanzong stands at the front with a broadsword in hand. "Disciples, stay behind me. Your master will protect you on the way to the Western Heaven."
