The Green Tea Matriarch Is Gorgeous and Dashing

[Alternate-history Republic of China setting + sweet romance + face-slapping + satisfying wish fulfillment]

Because an immortal once told her, “Wait here a moment. I’m going to a banquet in the heavens.”

She waited devotedly on earth for five thousand years, growing from a green tea tree into the founding ancestor of green tea.

She had planned to cultivate herself into an immortal, ascend to the heavens, and settle the score with that faithless man.

But after dozens of bolts of heavenly lightning struck her, she was unlucky enough not to survive. Her true form was blasted to smithereens, and she became the short-lived second daughter of the Lü family, whose parents were both dead and whose birth chart was supposedly weak.

At long last, she reached sixteen and went to the city to seek out her relatives, only to discover that her uncle was treacherous, her aunt was a hypocrite, her male cousin was devious, and her female cousin was malicious…

She slapped them all in the face, one after another!

Still, the seventh uncle of her virtuous female cousin’s blind date looked a little familiar.

Wasn’t this the faithless man who had left and never come back?

Lü Xiaocao took off her shoe and swung it at his forehead. “You mangy mutt! How dare you come back?”

The reincarnated president of a trading association said, “Wifey, I want some tea…”