My Most Powerful Social System

"Hello host, your system has received the payment. Do you want to confirm the receipt?" "System? How can I, a salty fish, have a system? Sign for it, you must sign for it!" "Confirmation of successful receipt, your most powerful social networking system has arrived, please use it." "What? The most powerful social system? I am a social phobic!!!!" "Can I refuse the visa?" "Dear host, you can't..."