System: After Vomiting Blood, My Positive Energy Exploded

[System + Funny + Venomous Tongue + Not Holy Mother] After being so angry with his green tea girlfriend that he vomited blood, Jiang Lin unexpectedly discovered that he had obtained a god-level system that allowed him to receive large rewards for doing good deeds. From then on, he became the embodiment of justice. Faced with an old woman who had difficulty crossing the road, Jiang Lin stepped forward and helped her thoughtfully without saying a word. With his hard work day after day, he successfully became the favorite in the eyes of many old ladies, who wanted to introduce their own granddaughters to him for blind dates all day long. … Facing the insidious and cunning human trafficker, Jiang Lin used his IQ to crush him, and finally succeeded in rescuing the child from the trafficker's hands. Ever since, with the strong recommendation of the child's parents, Jiang Lin successfully became one of the top ten outstanding young people in Haimen City, which aroused heated discussion among millions of citizens in Haimen City. … Even in the face of extremely vicious drug dealers, Jiang Lin still showed no signs of weakness. With the system in hand, Jiang Lin fought alone and caught the drug dealers off guard, and finally cooperated with the police to eliminate their drug den in one fell swoop. As soon as the report came out, Jiang Lin became famous instantly, and media from all over the country wanted to interview this popular hero of the people. … "Mr. Jiang Lin, is it because you have an innate sense of justice that you do so many good deeds without hesitation?" The beautiful host looked at Jiang Lin and asked curiously. Hearing this, Jiang Lin could only explain helplessly: "Would you believe it if I said I was just doing it to make money?"