I’m a Slacker in the Celestial Court, Yet I Rank First in the Three Realms’ KPIs

A workaholic transmigrates into a low-ranking celestial criminal and is forced to take over the Peach Banquet project, which is on the verge of collapse. While the gods are still squabbling over seniority and wasting time on internal strife, he quietly pulls out OKRs, Gantt charts, and private-traffic marketing strategies. This time, he'll show the Three Realms what it means to "win through a higher dimension."

This novel delivers the absurd realism of "even immortals have to write weekly reports." The logic holds up, and all that matters is the thrill. Please don't drink while reading, or you might laugh your drink out through your nose.