Live Broadcast of the Three Kingdoms: Playing the Role of Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty, I Will First Capture Diao Chan

Machiavellian plot + funny + original work + weak system flow. Diao Chan: I and Xiao Qiao, you can only choose two. Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty: I swear, if I violate this, I will be struck by five thunders from heaven and my brother will be shattered to pieces. Liu Bei: Why am I the emperor's nephew? Guan Yu: I would like to worship Liu Xie as my eldest brother. Zhang Fei: Me too. Dong Zhuo: Why are you setting me up with a series of counterintuitive schemes again? I want a beauty trap. Lu Bu: I feel like something is missing. Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty: It's not Diao Chan, really. Cao Cao: I won't go to Xuchang for fear of being kidnapped by the emperor. Nan Hua Lao Xian: Once you make a mistake, you will be hated for a hundred years. When you look back, you will make another mistake. Zhuge Liang: Borrow the east wind. Dongfeng: I won't borrow it. Sima: I have never seen such a shameless emperor.