A cute little kid found his dad a wife, and she’s an alien!
She can heal his legs, raise a child, make money, and take down the bad guys.
At first: “She has a broken collarbone and is covered in whip marks. She must be a bad person. We have to kick her out!”
Later: “My wife is the best in the world. I’d love her even if she were a monster!”
The little ones competed to claim her: “Dad, Mom belongs to us!”
The top scholar said, “Shoo, shoo! If she belongs to you, how will she give our family more children?”
Then one morning, the woman he’d just kissed by force cried out, “Kids, come quick! Your dad’s going to eat me alive!”
Not bad
Good