Ye Mo had a hard life and a tragic death in her previous life. Reborn, she wields a divine-forged weapon and conquers the world with a brick. A scumbag? Knock him out! A two-faced sweetheart? Smash her into the dirt! Still refusing to behave? She’ll pound some sense into you! She snatches divine beasts, chomps on spirit herbs, and even picks up a peerlessly handsome demon lord along the way. Ye Mo’s eyes light up. “I’m a top-grade cultivation furnace. Cultivate with me, and your powers will improve by leaps and bounds. It’s a great deal!” Jun Fengchen: “...” He remains unmoved. Ye Mo: “What will it take for you to let me sleep with you? Should I knock you out and drag you away, or drug you?” Jun Fengchen: “Wait until you fall in love with me.” Ye Mo: “Ha! I’m only after your body. No romance.” When Jun Fengchen sees her flirting with other men and attracting admirers left and right, he panics. One dark and windy night, the man bares his chest halfway and gives her a tempting look. “Come on, be good. Let’s cultivate together. I have everything you want.” Then a little dumpling pops out from behind him. “Mommy, you get me as a bonus when you cultivate together!”
