During university military training, the legendary aloof school belle comes to deliver watermelons?
School Belle: If you lose the big adventure, this watermelon will quench your thirst.
School Belle: Sorry, I lost the big adventure again. This cup of yogurt is for your breakfast;
School belle: I'm so stupid. I always lose in big adventures. I'll give you this box of chocolates.
I:? ? ?
A daily adventure?
What's wrong with you? You're still a cool school beauty?
I told my online girlfriend, but to my surprise, instead of being jealous, my online girlfriend said, "The school beauty is so proactive, and so pretty, cute, kind, and generous. How about you accept it?"
I:? ? ?
No, how did she know the school beauty was cute?
Could it be that my girlfriend whom I have been dating online for three years is a school beauty?
