After I Broke the System

After graduating from college, Zeng Wangu couldn’t stand his boss’s attitude, so he returned to his family’s old home in the countryside to grow watermelons. He planted the seeds and left them to fend for themselves. Then one day, a self-proclaimed Silly System appeared inside him. He messed up the System’s data so badly that its spirit often crashed. From then on, he became an invincible village doctor, refining chickens into phoenixes, loaches into dragons, and people into idiots. He even wanted to refine himself into a superhero. After that, either the System was driven mad by him or he put it to sleep. In a fit of rage, the System spirit tossed him into the world of immortal cultivation. There, he turned all the cultivators into fools, developed his own System, and floated back home. From then on, he went back to being an invincible village doctor.