Wu Zhi was a 996 programmer. His unscrupulous boss, Mr. Huang, sent him back to the Song Dynasty, where he became Wu Dalang.
He defies fate, stopping Pan Jinlian from going out to make clothes, and outsmarts Ximen Qing, leaving him with nothing but a double loss.
Pan Jinlian: "Dalang seems... a little more handsome than Ximen Qing..."
Ximen Qing: "Wu Dalang has opened a pharmacy too, and he's selling something called antibiotics? What on earth is that?"
Emperor Huizong of Song: "Brother, stop selling baked flatbreads at home and come write some love poems for Li Shishi."
Wu Dalang: "The Jin are about to invade, and you still want me to write you love poems?"
"Give me three thousand elite soldiers, and I'll conquer Europe and give it to you!"
It's too messy, it's too messy, I can't stand it anymore, it gives me a headache